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  1. No, Just No: My psycho ex-boyfriend (who’s now my best friend and turns out is gay, by the way) is acting like a psycho.

    darrenmsharp:

    No, Just No is an ‘advice’ series where I answer reader questions about their issues re: life, growing up, etc. I’d quite like it if you asked a question to be answered in a future post.

    Obvious disclaimer: I’m a blogger, not a psychiatrist.

    Today’s Question
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    First of all: Whoa. WHOA.

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    I’m looking for more questions, too! Ask away!

  2. We need to talk about Selena Gomez’s ‘Birthday’.

    darrenmsharp:

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    The Selena Gomez album leaked the other day. Naturally, as a Selenator (is that what we’re called?) I was ecstatic to hear what the rest of the album had to offer after the brilliance of early releases ‘Come And Get It’ and ‘Slow Down’.

    This is the first song I heard after hitting play:

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    I love her a lot for this song (amongst other reasons) and you should too.

  3. I’m starting an “advice” column, which will be fun and whatever: An introduction.

    darrenmsharp:

    Yesterday I posted asking you for questions for my new growing up advice column, and you guys gave me a ton of great material to work with (i.e. COMPLETELY PSYCHO GAY BEST FRIENDS). And you guys also gave me some of this…

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    …which is the most valid comment ever, so I feel like I should explain further what I’d like to do here.

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    I’d like your help with this, lovely people.

  4. I’m starting a new advice series and I want you to ask me questions.

    darrenmsharp:

    If you’re wondering about growing up and you want to be advised on the subject by a 24-year-old who has 180 plays on the Fifth Harmony single that came out late last night, then ASK AWAY.

    http://darrenmsharp.tumblr.com/ask

    PLEASE AND THANKS.

  5. Arby’s is a magical place, or my first trip to my new favourite fast food chain.

    darrenmsharp:

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    Until April 10, 2013, I, Darren M. Sharp, carb connoisseur, had never walked inside an Arby’s.

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    Arby’s changed my life.

  6. 24.

    darrenmsharp:

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    I turned 24 yesterday. I don’t think 24 is a major milestone for most people, but for whatever reason I’ve grown up thinking that this would be a benchmark age for me. Let me explain.

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    Read/share as your birthday gift to me pls.

  7. What Edgar Renteria meant to me.

    darrenmsharp:

    The memory of the clip above is engrained in my memory so strongly that I feel like it must’ve happened last year or the year before that at most, not 1997. I was eight years old then, begging my parents to let me stay up well past my bedtime to finish Game 7 of the World Series where my beloved Florida Marlins—-I was a bandwagon fan, let’s be honest—-had taken the heavily favoured Cleveland Indians into extra innings. I remember feeling so grown up, awake at 11 p.m. to watch a game that I had no reason to care about as much as I did. I sat glued to the TV, palms sweaty as the Marlins loaded the bases and Edgar Renteria, my new hero, lined a single over Charles Nagy’s glove to give Florida its first ever championship.

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    It’s about sports but it means a lot to me idk.

  8. Holly and me.

    darrenmsharp:

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    “Reckless abandon” has never been a gear I could put myself in. The closest I came was when I was 21 and went through a Skins-fueled phase where I decided I would go all Jim Carrey in Yes Man and never say no to any experience I was offered. The only results were constant exhaustion, a bank account that bled money, and a single week in February when I hit rock bottom and took up smoking cigarettes to properly display my twentysomething angst. But even those few months were calculated; I made a conscious choice to be young and free, it didn’t come naturally.

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  9. Socially awkward monsters.

    darrenmsharp:

    The social politics of being an Internet personality are exhausting. The strategy involved in deciding when to like a status, when to favourite (or, when you’re feeling especially Internet relationship savvy, retweet) someone’s tweet, or when to reblog a gif set runs so deep that I’m not sure anyone can really explain it anymore.  I once went into a sharp spiral of depression started by losing Twitter followers, which is completely absurd but defensible only because that number is essentially Internet currency, where having more or fewer followers than someone places you in a ridiculous house of cards power hierarchy that means nothing yet somehow means everything. It turns any gathering of Internet types into a poorly veiled Mean Girls rendition. You’ve only got 1000 followers? You can’t sit with us.

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    I wrote about the Internet.

  10. "Guilty" pleasures.

    darrenmsharp:

    Earlier today, Jezebel alerted me to this story. In a nutshell: Lena Dunham loves Taylor Swift’s music, and Lena Dunham fans aren’t too happy about that. The reason for their ire is obvious; Dunham is supposed to be the picture of Brooklyn cool, and despite Taylor’s ubiquity, announcing that you identify with Swizzle’s tales of heartbreak and…well, heartbreak, is the social equivalent of saying that From Justin To Kelly is your Citizen Kane. Being an open Swift fan means society labels you a little uncool, at best, and completely tasteless, at worst.

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